Inspired by a friend’s blog, I too have decided to hate people.
OK, OK, I don’t need that much inspiration to hate people, it pretty much comes naturally.
Today I will talk about hating a very special kind of person, known in English as “rubbernecker”, as they wish their neck to be more like rubber when they drive past the scene of an accident (or any roadside attraction, really), slowing down to make sure they record the scene faithfully in their video-like memory. My god. These people are pure, unadulterated damage. They cause much of the slowdowns near accidents — sometimes all of it (especially on a highway when they’re in the opposite lane and there is no natural reason to do so). Please. Stop doing that. Or I will find out where you live and kill you.